Anybody know any good chinese torture methods? These rotten guys kept coming out on my lawn playing grab *** and getting me pissed. I tried leaning out the window, shaking my fists and yelling, but the little b*stards just ignored me and giggled. I set out a bear trap, and the next time they came it snapped down on one of the guys, so I took him inside and ate him. But it made me wonder: Next time I catch one, should I torture them instead? If so, how?
Bonus points for any methods that tenderize the meat. |
tape their eyes open and turn the fan on in front of them...
sick, i cant believe i just answered this hahahaha |
Doesnt the torture and murder of our soldier in Iraq signal a time for severe revenge? I say it is time to kick *** in Iraq after this torture and murder its time we show them we are not playing games. No more gentleman warrior BS. No timelines until we have kicked *** real good. Dont u agree |
| So you're saying you want America to do what it was should have done four years ago. I concur. |
Any tips on how to torture my parents? I completely loathe my parental unit and I just want to make their lives miserable and be the biggest pain in the **** I can be. I thought about hiding their car keys so they'll be late for work but that just doesn't seem to cut it. Any better suggestions? Thank you. |
If you're a girl, get pregnant! That would ruin everyone's life, if that's what you're going for.
If you're a guy, say you're gay. |
Just read the kick *** graphic novel...why is the film virtually different? for a start off the costume for big daddy is different...the torture scene is completly different..katie doesnt fall in love with him...theres no special weapon at the end cept a flamthrower in the comic...big daddy dies differntly....red mist hates kick *** where in the film throughout he has a bond...WHAT THE **** |
| No movies are the same as the books. They just try to keep is similar. |
*** Goblins of Auschwitz (what????)? is this real?
www.amazon.com/***-Goblins-Auschw…
"Product Description
It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce.
In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the *** Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct guyren from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ***-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat guy skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead guyren.
While the *** Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented guyren, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, *** dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-guy hybrids.
Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be **** Slaughtered. "
is there any worse idea for anything? I'm just completely awestruck. |
It's for real.
Written by Carlton Mellick III who has other great titles such as The Cannibals of Candyland and The Faggiest Vampire. (And other ones that even the title can't be mentioned here. |
What should i do with my LEATHER CHAIR ? I am basically a person who pepople tend to reffere as a geek, so i spend most of my time in my room and on my chair. It was around 5 months ago that i decided to change my regular, uncomfortable, chair to a brand new, $ 225 leather one after experiencing some sort of problems in my buttic area. Happily, i could solve that problem, but since 2 months ago i have started having another version of torture inside the cells and narves of my mind, because of the annoying smell of the chair. Regardless of the activity of farting- that honestly since i noticed the fact that leather seats stink after a while, i don't let it out on my chair anymore- it will stink because of the heat and sweat between my poor *** and back area and the surface of the chair. Finally tonight, i have decided to leave this damn chair behind my room's entrance.
Does anymoe have any suggestion? Should i buy a new one? Is there any solution that i could possibly get rid of the stink? |
| some leather stinks, you will just have to deal with it. |
Why havent we sent the Special Forces to Rwanda? i mean the PM there is an ****, he has torture squads, so why dont we send the SAS, or u americans send Delta Force or just one huge strike or sumfin? |
| S019 are attached to the police. the SAS are far more highly trained for that sort of task. the UN are doing their work, but this really isn't what the SAS are meant for, and if they did go, you wouldn't know a thing about it. the SAS mainly do battle feild preps, Close protection, taking out inderviduals rather than groups, they could take the PM out though |
I work at Wal-Mart theres this problem going on as a joke or what not about my *** from people.Why??? I am a worker at Wal-Mart in Chambersburg PA.I enjoy my job,but there are people that keep coming up to me or talking about my ***.Some people say"Watch out,he'll suck you up in his ***." Some will say that I like to smother little guys in the toy section in my ***.I do work in that department most of the time,but I just feel harassed by some of the costumors.I know I have a kinda ratherly large *** for a man.But come on!This is torture.What should I do??? |
| next time they say anything about your *** kick their little asses out of the store. |
Torture O'bama You must be nuts!? With the truly incredible stupid release of the interrogation techniques used by the military I must admit that the O'bama administration continues to impress me with a level of ignorance and level of naiveté that is unparallel in the annals of the Office of President. While the crazy Arabs cut off the heads of American’s we have idiots in the White House and Congress who thing sticking a bug in a box with a captive is torture. I can’t help but to get ANGRY at the stupid dump *** idiots in Washington from both parties that buy this line of idiotic thinking. Use a little common sense! Now that our enemies know our techniques I can’t help but believe some poor American is going to pay with their life. Of course we can pursue the O’bama approach in which we just talk to the crazy Arabs they will be nice………..
So what do you think……….is O’bama jeopardizing our national security with his naïve stupidity? |
| I couldn't agree with you more. |
Why do Dems think torture is not punishable? I heard them yell so loudly that past 7years about how torture is wrong, but when they come to power in 2006 the honorable Pelosi blocked investigation into the Bush/Cheney administration. When Obama won the Presidency, he states torture is wrong, but we should "move forward".
In essence, he believes that torture is wrong, but we have the right to sweep it under the rug. I can't believe that if someone else was accused of torture that Obama and Democrats would take a lackadaisical stance.
And now there is more mounting evidence that the honorable Pelosi know about waterboarding down in Gitmo, but did not speak against it. In fact, she is doing her best job covering her *** and that many Democrats are proud and supportive of her.
I am really confused where Democrats stand on this issue. I am under the impression that they think torture is wrong, but not punishable since they are not prosecuting anyone and defending Pelosi. |
| I do see your point in the hypocrisy of partisan politics! As an Independent (unaffiliated), I want to see an independent investigation that encompasses the Executive, Legislative and Judicial branches to ferret out all those responsible for initiating and implementing the torture policies. Then prosecution for the ones who are guilty, regardless of party affiliation. That's truly the only way I can see that we can honestly claim to be a nation that abides by the Rule of Law. |